If you do not reblog this you are in fact lying.
(Source: thefourthfireshadow)
how am i a bad friend for not wanting Austin to become someone’s twink slave

shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post: shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post:…
he is more than twice your age. I will not let you become a sugar baby
oh, im sorry, i didn’t realize age had something to do with love.
Please forgive me, oh great one.
shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post: shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post: jim…
not even close

sorry i dont hear you over beautiful homosexual men
shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post: jim parsons is officially out?
he’s also almost 40 calm yoself
you’re almost shut the fuck up
shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post: shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post:…
calm down ghandi
it’s gandhi

shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post: shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post:…
praise

shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post: shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post: when a…
“just because we both like vagina doesn’t mean I want to eat chili cheese fries and play modern warfare for 6 hours straight”
truth
shelbyrawrbertson replied to your post: when a girl invites a gay man to a “girl’s night”
same when dudes invite me to boy’s night
yeah it’s like “i’m not a girl, i don’t want to be a girl. it’s cool that you want to hang out but dont expect me to squeal GUURRLLZ NYYYYYYYTE with you”


